Turtle Pond Farm | Smokin’ D’s Salsa, Dove Traps & More – Veteran-Owned
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"In survival, simplicity wins.
Learn how to build a traditional dove trap using only wood, wire, and basic materials — the same way it’s been done for generations.
Step-by-step diagrams, field-tested advice, and practical tips to make sure you catch more while carrying less." GO TO RED DIGITAL DOWNLOADS BUTTON TOP OF PAGE.
🛠️ Turtle Pond Farm Handyman ServicesReliable, honest, and versatile handyman work for homeowners, ranchers, farmers, and rural residents across Central Texas.From small repairs to outdoor projects, I handle the jobs most people don’t have time for — with fair pricing, quality workmanship, and a strong work ethic.🔧 Services OfferedGeneral home repairsWeldingFence repair & fence-line cleanupGarden preparationMowing & small land clearingHauling & dump runsPost hole diggingcarpentry
Electrical
PlumbingFarm & ranch helpErrand running for elderly residentsAnd more — if you need it done, just ask.📍 Service AreaServing Central Texas (Austin,lockhart,luling,san marcos,kyle) and surrounding rural areas.
Travel fees may apply depending on distance.💲 PricingI price per job, not per hour — so you know exactly what the job will cost before I start.
Additional fees may apply for long parts runs or long-distance trips.📞 Call or Text:
512-227-6582📧 Email:
[email protected]I respond as quickly as possible.
No job is too small — if you need help, I’ll do my best to take care of it.
🌶️ TURTLE POND FARM HABANERO SALSASmall-batch, handcrafted heat made right here in Central Texas.
Comes in 2 Heat Levels:1. 🔥 Kick Yo’ Ass (Hot)
So Hot, It'll slap your tastebuds awake.2. 😎 Calm Yo’ Ass Down (Mild)
The opposite of kicking anything — because this one isn’t doing anything exciting. All flavor with just a flicker of fire.My Habanero Salsa is made from fresh peppers, tomatoes, garlic, and spices — slow-cooked for bold flavor with the perfect kick. This is real Texas salsa, made in small batches with care and consistency.
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🔥 What Makes It SpecialMade with fresh Texas-grown habanerosNo preservatives or fillersSlow-cooked for deep flavorPerfect for tacos, eggs, chips, grilling, and everyday snacking. Refrigerate after opening. Shake well.Proudly veteran-owned small-batch product
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📍 Texas Customers OnlyThis product is sold under the Texas Cottage Food Law, which means:I only sell directly to Texas customersNo shipping out of state (Texas law prohibits it)After pickup or delivery, the product’s distribution or use is completely outside my control
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Pickup or local delivery only
Thank you
Home of Smokin D’s Salsa, handcrafted dove traps, and veteran-owned quality goods from rural Texas. Bold flavor, and real country pride—straight from the farm.
⭐ Smokin’ D’s Habanero Salsa – How to OrderPrice: $9 per jar (16 oz)
Pickup or local delivery availableTo place an order, just tap the envelope icon below and send me a quick message with:Your nameHow many jars you wantPickup or deliveryYour preferred day/timeI’ll reply and confirm your order.
Payment can be made in cash at pickup or delivery.
Receipts available upon request.Thank you for supporting Turtle Pond Farm! 🌶🐢